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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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