{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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