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Saint Pierre and Miquelon La Première, or SPM La Première, is an La Première station in Saint-Pierre, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, France, serving the Saint Pierre and Miquelon archipelago. It is a local French public television channel from France Télévisions. It is also the only local channel in this French overseas territory, as no other channel exists in the archipelago.
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